Girlfriend vs Brain!!!


Got this elsewhere… thought of sharing the same to all….

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Harry was waiting for his love ….

“30 minutes late!!”, his brain shouted at him, “Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up … remember??”

“Yeah yeah”, he said to his brain, “You know her … all moody and stuff …. oh there she is”

“Scold her OK?”, his brain advised.

“OK I will try”

Sweet Caroline comes with the cutest smile and says “I’m sorry honey .. I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you”

“What if you had said that line buddy?”, shouted his brain … “she would have had a nervous breakdown”

Harry ignored his brain .. “It’s OK honey .. its only half an hour . no problem”

She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked “Hope you remember what occasion is today”

“OMG!!!”, thought Harry …..

“Brain … search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I don’t care about”

Brain got into action … he started delegating work to different parts .. parallel processing .. multiple search ………. complete memory scan.

Caroline stared at Harry …. “Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes now … u OK?”

“Huh!!!”, he said, “Oh … nothing’s wrong .. was lost in thought”

“No records found”, said the brain …

“Damn!!”, thought Harry

“So what say … how do we celebrate this day?”, she asked.

Harry is all confused … “Ask her …dumbo?”.. said the brain

“OK OK …stop pushing me”

“Honey .. U know my lousy memory.. I guess I can’t recall what today is”

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, she shouted … and started crying.

“How could you forget!! ….. it’s my doggy’s birthday”

A moment of silence.

His entire brain staff was laughing at him.

Harry was dumbfounded.

“What the hell am I supposed to do know?”, he asked his brain.

“Damage control sequence initialized … don’t worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right”

“Better do it fast ..brainy”

The brain was working at 90% capacity …. gathering and analyzing all data on ‘How to handle women?’

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Harry.

He looked up to her, and said “Of Course I remember your doggy’s bday .. How can I forget that sweet mutt’s special day”

She looked up with utter surprise …

“HUH!!!!!!! …….. Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk!!!”

She stood up angrily and left.

Harry and his brain were left there clueless.

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